上海恐怖分子俱乐部 - 话题

Men Are Hard To Pleased  
 
The problems with GUYS: 
男人的问题是： 
 
If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 
如果妳对他好，他说妳爱上他了． 
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 
对他不好，他说妳骄傲． 
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 
如果妳穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他． 
 
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 
如果不，他说妳是乡下来的 
 
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 
如果妳跟他理论，他说妳固执 
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 
如果妳沉默，他说妳没大脑！ 
 
If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE; 
如果妳比他聪明，他说那是小聪明 
 
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 
如果他比你聪明，他就是有智慧！ 
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 
如果妳不爱他，他想拥有妳 
 
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 
如果妳爱他，他试着离开妳． 
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 
如果妳不跟他***，他说妳不爱他 
 
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP. 
如果跟他做，他说你是贱货！ 
 
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 
如果妳告诉他妳的问题，他说妳麻烦 
 
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 
如果不，他说妳不信任他 
 
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 
如果妳骂他，妳好象他奶妈 
 
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. 
如果他骂妳，是表示他“关心”妳 
 
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 
如果妳没有守承诺，妳就是不可信的人 
If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so. 
如果他不守承诺，他是迫不得已的 
 
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 
如果妳吸烟，妳是坏女孩 
 
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 
如果他吸烟，他是绅士 
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 
如果妳考试成绩好，他说是运气 
 
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 
如果他考得好，他说是实力！ 
 
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 
如果妳伤害了他，表示妳很残忍 
 
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! 
如果他伤害了妳，表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦！ 
 
SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

YES

深刻哦~~~~~~~~~~

反对

你不能把两种男人的做法同时归结男人的本性，一分为二啊。同时存在的也毕竟是少数。

恩~~~

好象女人也一样啊！

对比

男女都一样

得不到的才是最好的

对比

男女都一样

得不到的才是最好的