铁板牛肉 = Corrugated iron beef = 有皱纹的铁牛肉

宫保鸡 = Government abuse chicken = 政府虐待鸡

童子鸡 = Chicken Without Sexual Life = 还没有性生活的鸡

口水鸡 = Slobbering Chicken = 流口水的鸡（人吃鸡？还是鸡吃人？？）

生鱼块 = Chop the strange fish = 砍那陌生的鱼

回锅肉 = Twice—cooked Pork = 烹了两次的猪肉

干锅鱼头 = fuck a fish head = 省略......

干锅童子鸡 = fuck a spring chicken = 省略......（要是再辉映上面的“童子鸡”岂不是绝妙？）

干锅牛蛙 = fuck a bullfrog = 省略......

干锅墨鱼仔 = fuck a cuttlefish zhai = 省略......

干锅腊肉茶树菇 = fuck a la meat tea tree the gu(晕~啥玩意？)

巴渝酸菜鱼 = ba yu sour pickled cabbage fish

蚂蚁上树 = Ants Climbing Tree = 一堆在爬树的蚂蚁

驴打滚儿 = rolling donkey = 翻滚的毛驴

麻婆豆腐 = beancurd made by a pockmarked woman = 满脸雀斑的女人制作的豆腐

四喜丸子 = four glad meatballs = 四个高兴的肉团（中国的人性化的历史从丸子开始）

老虎菜 = tiger dish = 老虎做的菜

红烧狮子头 = Fried lion's head = 烧红了的狮子头

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下面是某餐厅的MENU--

干炒牛河：Fuck to fry the cow river

新西兰牛扒：The cow of NewZealand pick

特式鸳鸯扒：Pick with the type mandarine duck

日式鳗鱼饭：Day type eel rice

猪扒意粉：The pig picks the idea powder

猪扒饭：The pig picks the rice

综合寿司：Synthesize Sushi

日本花寿司：Flower in Japan sushi

扁豆炖龙骨：The hyacinth bean braise the main beam of boat

生熟地炖龙骨：Living to braise the main beam of boat familarly

鸡骨草炖龙骨：The chicken bone grass braise the main beam of boat

超搞笑的！